Vespa Smash

 In a taxi to the beach today I imagined a new video game: "Vespa Smash!"

You the driver of the taxi race at 100 km an hour, on a one lane path (speed limit 20), interspersed between cars cheek to jowl parked on both sides of the road while lines of turistas on vespas drive slowly in front of your cab. You either overtake them or have to get rid of them. They wear ear buds or stare at their phones so honking won't work!

For bonus points you can take out the many, many turistas who have not been on a bicycle for 20 years and steer their bike like Jan Brady.

Extra points if you take out the barely dressed blonds in the smallest thongs really getting down on cycling on old bike seats that likely carry gonnorrhea.

Nothing between them and the seats but sunscreen.